Wednesday, June 15, 2005

June 16, 2005

My Space Message of the Day

As some of you may or may not know, we have subscribed to the Gen-Y PR technique of creating a My Space profile. Check it out here.

Anyway, we thought that we'd start a new segment, in which we examine messages we've received through this service. This week's message comes from Amber, a 16-year old out of California. Not only does she give us an excellent writing sample, but she gives us an excellent opportunity for a public service announcement. Let's see what she has to say:

Date: Jun 14, 2005 12:40 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body:
DAMMM BOI YOU LOOK GOOD [L.O.L]
BUT 4 REAL U R SEXY AZ HELL BABI BOI !!!!
W/B THOUGH AIIGHT LATA
YOUR GURL

And now our response:

An Open Letter to Amber from My Space:

Dear Amber,

4 REAL. L.O.L. WE ARE NOT A REAL PERSON. THAT PIC THAT YOU THINK IS SO SEXXXY IS FROM A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH WE DID FOR "GAY PORN." 4 REAL. WE WISH THAT WE LOOKED THAT GOOD (L.O.L.), BUT ALAS, WE ARE A BLOGGER AND NOT A HOT BOI. BY THE WAY, WHY ARE YOU SENDING SCANDALOUS MESSAGES TO OLDER MEN? WATCH YOURSELF, MISSY, OR WE'LL BE WRITING A LIFETIME NETWORK SCREENPLAY ABOUT YOU DISAPPEARING FROM A TRUCKSTOP. SERIOUSLY, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF. BUT N-E-WAYZ... L.O.L. LATA!

SLANDEROUS MINNEAPOLIS

Sorry to get all serious on you people for a moment, but it actually concerns us that our logo is so sexy that he is tempting young girls away from their virginal innocence. Lock up your daughters. C U 2-MORROW. :)

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