Thursday, December 30, 2004

A Message to Readers

Dear Readers,

You seem to be a bit confused about our celebrity gossip reporting. All of the little blurbs are submitted by readers, which we simply cut and paste onto the site. We do not make the sightings and we really don't fact-check any of it (the only advanced degree we hold is in Sass). Therefore, anything that is in the first person about seeing Colleen Needles snorting blow or catching Fancy Ray taking a fancy dump is not from us. We do not work at a Starbucks, nor do we go to church or a health club for that matter. Fuck, we barely leave the house.

If you have any tips, in first-person or not, send them here:
slanderousminneapolis@gmail.com

Now we feel better.

Love,
SlanderousMinneapolis

3 Comments:

Blogger Lola said...

Ouch! Simmer down, kittens!

1:09 PM  
Blogger Slanderizer said...

Sweetie, you were not the only one. There seems to be universal confusion.

1:47 PM  
Blogger Lola said...

Okay, I feel better.

All of my sightings are old (though I did see Bobby Flay of cooking with Bobby Flay noteriety at Bellanotte a few weeks ago) but since living in Los Angeles, my mind is fine-tuned for sightings (note: the fact that I know who the fuck Bobby Flay is).

So, I hope to have something for you soon. Kisses.

*Smooch*

2:50 PM  

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